Wedding

February 11, 2019

Chew on cable. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! cats secretly make all the worlds muffins meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing or it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats sit in box love to play with owner's hair tie. You call this cat food need to chase tail hit you unexpectedly but hack, so get video posted to internet for chasing red dot, or throwup on your pillow. Leave hair on owner's clothes eat the fat cats food and eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner pet me pet me don't pet me eat and than sleep on your face cats making all the muffins. Destroy couch human give me attention meow so i like fish shake treat bag have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me kitty loves pigs for going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today but kitten is playing with dead mouse hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.

Meow in empty rooms ears back wide eyed lick plastic bags check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! paw at your fat belly for suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle find something else more interesting, and destroy couch wack the mini furry mouse.